Кой, какво видял в Нет-а

[ANDREYO]

http://gizmodo.com/5448657/inaked-application-for-iphone-could-bring-world-peace

[kaiser666]

[velinsl]

Не знам къде съм го намери и кога съм го свалил но... :

ALFA: Aging Latin F***wit's Ambulance.

ASTON MARTIN: A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly

AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention. Obviously written by someone with first hand experience - maybe someone who had one rust away into brown air in the 70's?

BMW: Bought My Wife; Brings Me Women; Big Money Waster; Broke My Wallet; Babe Magnet Wannabe, (and LOTS more)

CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars.

CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHRYSLER: Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement.
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair!

DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
Dad's Old Dead Garage Experiment.
Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines.

EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks.

FIAT: Failed Italian Automotive Technology, Feeble Italian Attempt (at) Transportation; Fix It Again Tony!

FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily; Fast Only Rolling Downhill; First (or Fails) On Race Day; Found On Road Dead; Funding Our Retirement Daily (from a mechanic`s point of view); and perhaps best of all: Driver Returning On Foot (Ford spelled backwards!)

HOLDEN: Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises; Heaps Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noises.

HONDA: Had One Never Did Again; Hold On, 'Nother Dickhead Arriving; Happy Owners Never Drive Anywhere

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive;
Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside

ISUZU: It Sucks, Unless Zero Used

JAGUAR: Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop.

JEEP: Junk Engineering Executed Poorly; Just Enough Engine Power

KIA: Kick It Again; Keep It Away; Kill It Anyway; Kills Innocent Americans

LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

MAZDA: Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along; Made After Zero Design Analysis.

MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales

MG: Merciless Garbage; Money Guzzler; MG-B: Might Go Backwards; the new MG-F: Might Go Forwards

MINI: Moron Inside Notably Insane

MINIVAN: Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered.

MITSUBISHI: Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete; Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly

MOPAR: Move Over, Professionals Are Racing; Mostly Old Parts And Rust

NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now.

OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday; Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie!

PLYMOUTH: Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!

PONTIAC: People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything.

SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown; Start Adding Additional Brakefluid; Sad Attempt At Beauty. Still Ain't A Beamer; Slow As A Buick!

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside

TORANA: Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration. And the SLR variant - Slightly Less Rust

TOYOTA: They Overcharge You On Their Accessories.

TRIUMPH: This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help; Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object; Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner.

VW: Very Weird; Virtually Worthless.
Some literary giant has also rummaged through the Roget's Thesaurus and had a go at:

VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owners - Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense. Doesn't quite work, but a good effort!

[BeckoTDI]

[Vidol Nikolov]

[vannkkata]

[brabus]

[sexpodmosta]

MR Car Design предлагат VW Touran с 223 к.с.

[Volkov]

[doaiena]

Какво ли им става с органите през това време докато се кефат дебилите в колата!

[ANDREYO]

[doaiena]

Е, те това е песента!

[ANDREYO]

18+

[vankoni]

[Barboukov]

Чистят града със снегорини, непреминали технически преглед
Русенски новини Няколко закононарушения са били констатирани при използваната снегопочистваща техника, съобщиха от областната дирекция на МВР.

Проверката беше разпоредена от директора на ОД МВР – Русе комисар Светослав Първанов, след като беше установен водач на трактор да управлява снегорин с 2,38 промила алкохол в кръвта. При последвалите нощни проверки били установени пък 4 машини, с марките „Ифа” и „ЗИЛ”, за които се оказало, че не са преминали годишен технически преглед. Според представената документация те не са минавали преглед от близо година - от м. май 2009. Всички са санкционирани по чл. 147, ал. 1 от ЗДвП. Проверките от полицията ще продължат, допълмат от ОД МВР.

Малииииииии, то само с тия машини разполагаме. А сега стана една... Няма почистване