Кой, какво видял в Нет-а

Мнениеот **morfei1** » Пон 17 авг 2009 1:53

жени...... :lol:

Мнениеот **groznika** » Пон 17 авг 2009 2:15

Мнениеот **rosen79** » Пон 17 авг 2009 10:15

Безобразието на една прослойка граждани.Тез с многото пари,и скъпи коли защо си мислят,че света се върти около тях?Няма оправия в таз държава.

Лудница,баце.

Това бъги е правено в Монтана с двигател на Ямаха Р1

Мнениеот **Wayne** » Пон 17 авг 2009 14:25

Автомивка едноминутка mhihi

Мнениеот **feikot** » Пон 17 авг 2009 20:27

Мнениеот **Luciano** » Пон 17 авг 2009 22:04

Мнениеот **rosen79** » Пон 17 авг 2009 22:47

Все едно видях жена ми.Разликата е,че анакондата не е отровна. mhihi

Мнениеот **rosen79** » Пон 17 авг 2009 23:22

11 нарушения за 5 години.Три пъти лишаван за алкохол,и все още има книжка и е на свобода.Това само тук може да се случи.Жалко за момчето.До кога питам аз. :beat_butt2

ПП.Знам,че има тема за инцидента,но на клипа не му е там мястото.
Моториста няма да го коментирам.Казвал съм го много пъти.

Car Name Acronyms

ALFA: Aging Latin F***wit's Ambulance.

ASTON MARTIN: A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly

AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention. Obviously written by someone with first hand experience - maybe someone who had one rust away into brown air in the 70's?

BMW: Bought My Wife; Brings Me Women; Big Money Waster; Broke My Wallet; Babe Magnet Wannabe, (and LOTS more)

CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars.

CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHRYSLER: Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement.
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair!

DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.
Dad's Old Dead Garage Experiment.
Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines.

EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks.

FIAT: Failed Italian Automotive Technology, Feeble Italian Attempt (at) Transportation; Fix It Again Tony!

FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily; Fast Only Rolling Downhill; First (or Fails) On Race Day; Found On Road Dead; Funding Our Retirement Daily (from a mechanic`s point of view); and perhaps best of all: Driver Returning On Foot (Ford spelled backwards!)

HOLDEN: Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises; Heaps Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noises.

HONDA: Had One Never Did Again; Hold On, 'Nother Dickhead Arriving; Happy Owners Never Drive Anywhere

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive;
Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside

ISUZU: It Sucks, Unless Zero Used

JAGUAR: Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop.

JEEP: Junk Engineering Executed Poorly; Just Enough Engine Power

KIA: Kick It Again; Keep It Away; Kill It Anyway; Kills Innocent Americans

LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

MAZDA: Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along; Made After Zero Design Analysis.

MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales

MG: Merciless Garbage; Money Guzzler; MG-B: Might Go Backwards; the new MG-F: Might Go Forwards

MINI: Moron Inside Notably Insane

MINIVAN: Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered.

MITSUBISHI: Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete; Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly

MOPAR: Move Over, Professionals Are Racing; Mostly Old Parts And Rust

NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now.

OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday; Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie!

PLYMOUTH: Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!

PONTIAC: People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything.

SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown; Start Adding Additional Brakefluid; Sad Attempt At Beauty. Still Ain't A Beamer; Slow As A Buick!

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside

TORANA: Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration. And the SLR variant - Slightly Less Rust

TOYOTA: They Overcharge You On Their Accessories.

TRIUMPH: This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help; Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object; Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner.

VW: Very Weird; Virtually Worthless.
Some literary giant has also rummaged through the Roget's Thesaurus and had a go at:

VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owners - Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense. Doesn't quite work, but a good effort!